Monday, May 31, 2010

Random Phone Call

"Who was that?" I asked one of my 20-something male co-workers as he hung up the phone with a confused look on his face.

"This dude I haven't talked to in like three years," replied my 20-something male co-worker,"I can't believe he is getting married. Back in the day he was a total douche, he did some crazy awful shit."

"Like what?"

"Well you are going to be really offended by some of it, but he was like getting to twenty and he was still a virgin so he wanted to lose it so bad. So he'd be like fingering a girl, and then do it with his thumb and then just sort of stick it in," said my 20-something male co-worker.

"Oh my God," I said shocked, "Weren't they like pissed? How the hell did he get away with that?"

"Yea a few were, one was really mad but he would play it off like 'Hey baby I thought this was what you wanted...' you know that sort of thing."

Most things my 20-something male co-workers did not phase me, but to essentially rape a girl and not consider it a big deal is completely inexcusable. I truly hope that one of those girls tried to file charges against him.

Happy Memorial Day! Thank you to all our men and women over seas!

Sunday, May 30, 2010


"This one," said one of my former 20-something co-workers, "was a freak back when she was skinny, she had a real jackass boyfriend that screwed her over and she's fat. Anyway, we were at a Halloween party at [GENERIC COLLEGE BAR] when I ran into her and was like 'Hey come on'......"

"Let me get this straight, did you just meet her then or did you know her before?" I interrupted for clarification.

"No I met her a few times before," continued my former 20-Something co-worker, "I grabbed her and took her between two video game machines and we made it happen. It was tough too even though she was skinny back then, because her friends were running around the bar looking for her. I kept hearing them call her name but I really wanted her to finish!"

"Well, that was very considerate of you," I said.

Sorry for the delay in posts, I shall try to post at a continuous pace!