tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54849267919120465742024-03-08T05:32:54.080-08:00My 20-Something Co-WorkersThis is a blog of many conversations I have had with my 20-something male coworkers. I will try not to disclose, or atleast change their first names. This is in no way suppose to degrade,condone, reward, or be an analysis of their behavior. Have a good laugh and enjoy!Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-28924782571437705012016-11-22T08:15:00.001-08:002016-11-22T08:17:02.211-08:00After Every Show I Hook Up with an ActressIn my free time I do community theater. Known for hook-ups, dramatic break ups, menage-a-trois, and all around orgies-there is no shortage of stories from my 20-something theater family. Last Saturday my most recent show closed. Because it was snowing, I was drinking a little, and had to be at the theater by 10 AM the next morning I decided to stay with the 20-something Tech Director (set builder/designer) for the show, who happens to be a close friend.<br />
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“I’m the tech director,” he said, “I show up toward the end of the run of the show and I hook up with one of the actresses."<br />
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“Oh yea!” I said, “The fall show last year, the winter show you didn’t, the spring show you hooked up with waitress at the bar and a girl in the cast, and summer show this year you hooked up with someone too!”<br />
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“Yep, S [female name 1] during Spamalot, S [female name 2] after Dolly, and M [female 3] after Singin’,” he said, “Actually with S[female name 2] we just made out a little, and slept naked with my hand her boob.”<br />
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“I’m not sure if that counts,” I said, “But I guess it kind of does.”<br />
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As I said, the 20-something Tech Director is a close friend near and dear to my heart and I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-42756448645160427772016-11-15T09:35:00.000-08:002016-11-22T08:18:40.290-08:00What Is This-Middle School?“You need to lighten up, you went on four dates with this guy and all you did was kiss?” asked one of my 40-something co-workers, who looks and acts more like a 20-something most of the time.<br />
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“Well yea……” I said sheepishly.<br />
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He has a point, I can be uptight at times but I just need to be comfortable and connected with someone to be intimate with a guy-and he realizes that. At the time of this conversation I was stressing out about telling this guy, over the phone I did not want to see him again but was more than willing to stay friends.<br />
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“You know when I was first with [Generic Female Name], we started making out behind the theater after the show. We were rolling around on the lawn and covered in goose shit and stuff,” continued my 20-something male co-worker, “But she would not let me down her pants. I was like ‘what is this middle school!?’”<br />
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“Seriously, Eric? Why are you telling me this?” I said.<br />
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“Because this guy took you out four times and all you did was kiss!”
He had a point, we went out four times over the course of a month and all we did was kiss, I guess maybe this I am the one in middle school sometimes.
~EV
Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-1794355428557731522016-11-14T09:35:00.001-08:002016-11-22T08:19:17.721-08:00Pocket Blow-Job“I’m thinking about buying a sex toy,” said one of my 20-something male co-workers, “is that weird?”<br />
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“Of course not!” I said. Like most other 20-something females, I own a vibrator (or two), and am no stranger to sex-toys.<br />
“It’s a pocket blow-job,” he continued, “ I am hoping it will help me last longer. There’s a few different ones I am looking at.”<br />
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My 20-something male co-worker pulled out his phone and showed me a number different “pocket blow-job” aids he was looking at purchasing. Scrolling through I was amazed at the number of male sex toys there are, and the amount of research that he was putting into a topic such as this.
Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-63553352832797877622016-11-05T12:53:00.002-07:002016-11-22T08:23:05.082-08:00Will you cuddle me after.........After deciding to be "just friends" with a guy I was casually seeing for a few months, he invited me over to his new apartment after rehearsal one night. He had a bottle of wine he could not drink himself, and being that it was Halloween (which was on a Monday), I figured why not?
Upon entering his apartment, I could tell he wanted more than <i>just a friend</i> tonight.<br />
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"<b>You</b> don't want this," I said.<br />
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"I know, I'm just not good at listening to my future self," he said. "If I went and jacked-off, would you cuddle me afterwards?"<br />
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"Sure," I replied thinking this was the lesser of two evils.<br />
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"Don't forget your cell phone so you can watch porn."
"Thanks," he said exiting the room to his bedroom.
"Do you need some coconut oil to get it going?"<br />
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"No I am going to dry-hand it," he said "I need to get better at lasting longer." Speaking from experience, he is not wrong.<br />
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Yes this happened, and I let it happen. And he is a co-worker, and a friend. Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-11496289097098965872016-11-04T08:48:00.000-07:002016-11-22T08:20:42.425-08:00“The next woman I am having sex with is going to be my wife,” said my 20-something friend of a coworker.<br />
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I was skeptical, but sure he was lying when he pulled out his phone to show pictures of a girl’s fully naked butt, and vagina. Clearly this gem had sent him nude pics, like many girls do, and was quite proud of her behind. I saw no face or full-frontal pictures however.<br />
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“This girl I am hanging out with right now,” he continued referring to the naked-no-name on his phone “she has been a prostitute before. It really turns me on that she had sex with guys for money.”
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“What?!?!” I exclaimed.<br />
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“But I need more of an emotional connection,” he explained.<br />
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There sheer absurdity of the conversation left an impression on me. The next girl he had sex with was going to be his wife. However, he was having sex with a girl that sent nude pictures to his phone, had sex for money, and was showing his friends these pictures?
A few minutes later the guys hanging out in my apartment called a ride-share home. He attempted to get left behind-and we all know what his intentions were.<br />
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“No you’re going with them!” I said.<br />
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“She doesn’t care where you go but you can’t stay here!” said one of the other guys as I shoved them out of the apartment and into the elevator.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-23967521217162843972016-11-03T09:04:00.001-07:002016-11-22T08:26:26.687-08:00Dating Three Girls“I’m dating three girls right now,” said one of my 20-something friends.<br />
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“For how long? And where are they tonight?” I asked trying to figure out why my 20-something friend needed additional companionship if had three others in the pipeline.<br />
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“One I’ve been dating for 8-months, one 3 for three months, the other about two,” he continues, “One has a thing with her mom, another doesn’t like techno, and the other is out of town.”<br />
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“Wow,” I said.<br />
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This was perhaps my first realization of the type of person my ‘friend’ really was. A few months earlier he asked me out for a drink. I told him I wasn’t looking to get into something at that point, I had just gotten out of a relationship.<br />
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Not liking this response he told me “I can’t be friends with girls I am attracted to.” But that hasn’t stopped us from hanging out together and going to events since then.
Nearly everyone bemoans the current dating scene. Swipe left, swipe right some mindless back forth that usually goes nowhere, and does nothing. But that was never the intent of this blog, so I would like to focus on the ridiculousness of some of the interactions I have regularly had with 20-something guys.
Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-13375925205518319202016-11-02T11:08:00.001-07:002016-11-22T08:25:03.570-08:00Still Married....Not Even Separated“You’re friends with *Tina?” asked a 30-something co-worker over coffee.<br />
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“Yea, we know each other,” I said hesitantly knowing what he was getting at.
I work in a very large building, with plenty of predominantly male co-workers. While a few have directly asked me out on a “date,” which I have come to learn that some is almost as serious as a marriage proposal to some, plenty have asked me to have coffee, meet in center court, or even have lunch ‘casually.’ A few weeks earlier, a mutual acquaintance *Tina stopped me in the halls to ask if I knew the man sitting across from me, stating “he had a crush on me,” realizing the ridiculousness of her statement.<br />
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I agreed to have a coffee with the muscular Italian, Anthony, only to find out he was married with a child.
“I’m in bad marriage but would you like to hang out?” was his comment.<br />
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“I would rather not get involved with someone that is married, especially if you are not separated or divorced,” I said.<br />
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“Could I just have some time to explain my situation a little better?” he asked. I declined.<br />
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A few days later, I ran into *Tina. Although I was not mad I asked her if she was aware *Anthony was married.<br />
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“I had no idea until AFTER you had coffee with him!” she said shocked.<br />
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This incident shook me up more than it should have. I have a friend that seems to attract “I might be getting divorced” men. Perhaps it is our age, our overall appearance, or some vibe that is given off-but this is a common problem she has. My advice to men in this situation-FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU GET INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-64696795155252221552011-11-09T07:37:00.000-08:002011-11-09T07:52:54.154-08:00Buying a Bike and a WifeMost of the guys I work with have money to spend on extraneous toys or midlife crisis accessories. Again, I say guys because I do not work with any women regularly. One of my male co-workers recently separated from his wife of 18 years and decided it was time for a new toy, or two.<br /><br />"Did I show you pictures of the new bike I'm buying?" asked one of my male co-workers, pulling out his phone to show pictures of him posed on a custom painted chopper.<br /><br />"Wow its beautiful," I said admiring his new toy.<br /><br />"Yea it is gorgeous," said my co-worker, "and you should have seen the guy's wife. I was going to offer him another 20 grand for his wife she was so hot."<br /><br />My co-worker is not yet divorced, he is only separated. Although I know he was joking, it was very inappropriate to put a price on a women. He has worked in countries where this is the custom, a monetary value is put on your future bride. However, this was New York. Monetary value aside-this woman was married.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-73270523689640934182011-11-05T04:18:00.000-07:002011-11-09T07:33:13.074-08:00Another Strip Club WaitressThere is no secret what really goes on behind the scenes at restaurant and bars. A cook is always sleeping with a waitress, who is angry because she caught the manager sleeping with a hostess while he was suppose to be sleeping with her. Constant drama is the norm in most restaurants. Just like the field I work in now, nearly everyone had a back story that involved a little bit of uncouth activity. <br /><br />"I used to waitress at [Generic Strip Club/Topless Bar]," said one of my 20-something female co-workers. <br /><br />"Wow that must have been a tough job," I said imagining the daily grope fest she must have endured.<br /><br />"It had its moments," she replied,"I got a lot of weird requests. One time this old guy told me he would give me $150 to show him my tits-so I did it."<br /><br />"You did?" I asked shocked-this women was now a mother of two, and didn't seem like the type to do that. <br /><br />"Yea its not a huge deal-its not the same as stripping," she said.<br /><br />A few of the other girls we worked with "stripped on the side," a term that meant they weren't full fledge strippers or didn't consider themselves strippers because they actually worked at topless bars. I suppose flashing is not the same as stripping, but waitressing at a strip club and flashing customers could easily lead to being a full-fledge stripper.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-14453824279628879512011-11-04T07:57:00.000-07:002011-11-04T08:20:39.166-07:00Never a Stripper, Always a WaitressMy co-workers and I had a running joke. Girls that work at strip clubs were always a waitress and never admitted to being a stripper. When I worked as a waitress (at a restaurant) I knew a few girls that admitted to stripping on the side just to say they did it, or doing bizarre things while working as waitress at a strip club. None of them ever came out and said they were a stripper and that was how they made their money. This all changed one day when I was Sales Rep. for one of the big four cell phone companies.<br /><br />"Do you work there?" I asked a customer nodding at to the tight fitting baby t-shirt from one of the strip clubs in the area she was wearing.<br /><br />"Yes I do," she freely admitted with a hint of hesitation.<br /><br />"Thats cool, we see a lot of the girls come through here," I said pointing at the three lingerie shops very close to the store I worked in. Many of them were are customers and stopped by during the shopping trips when looking for their work clothes-again always waitresses.<br /><br />"It's not bad there, I work in the topless bar half but after 2 am they sometimes let us come over to the strip club part," she continued while texting away on her phone,"you usually don't even have to get naked but you can still make great tips."<br /><br />Me and my 20-something co-worker were very taken by this statement-I said before every girl that worked at the strip clubs in the area said they were a waitress and never a striper. I should also mention the difference between a topless bar and strip club is not much-it just means the girls have to keep their thongs on, but the patrons can still drink liquor. Alcoholic beverages of any kind are forbidden in strip clubs in this state. <br /><br />Eventually the girl left and not long after my 20-something co-worker asked me what her number was, "Really? You want her number? We can't do that in the first place-and you want to date a stripper?"<br /><br />"You got to give her credit-she was upfront about her job, if she didn't lie about that-she probably will be honestly about everything else," said my 20-something co-worker. <br /><br />I thought of my 20-something co-workers (and still do) as lacking a moral code, and this blog is the proof. Perhaps he did just want her to say he dated or picked up a hot stripper, but for once I like to think he actually was actually thinking with his other head (although I doubt it).Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-8907983634463474252011-11-03T10:03:00.000-07:002011-11-03T10:23:43.166-07:00Sitting In a Truck"Up in North Dakota I was at a site with a bunch of guys, there were no women delivery people or 2nd parties either," said one of my co-workers,"so any women that showed up on site automatically stuck out."<br /><br />Although I am the only woman on site regularly, we do occasionally have a female delivery worker, consultant, or day worker show up. <br /><br />"After a few nights out on site I noticed she sat in her car usually, so I asked one of the guys who she was-he told me she was so-and-so's old lady (wife)," continued my co-worker, "most of the guys didn't bring their wives up to North Dakota and almost all the guys were from the south so I asked him if she ever cold just sitting in her truck all night and why she didn't go into one of the trailers. He didn't really have an answer and just sort of smile and shook me off."<br /><br />"The next day the lady's 'husband' showed up and asked me if I wanted to <span style="font-style:italic;"></span>spend some time with her<span style="font-style:italic;"></span>. I didn't know what that meant at first until he quoted me a price."<br /><br />"He was tricking out his WIFE?" I exclaimed.<br /><br />"Well, a little while later I asked around and found out she was a stripper in town at one of the clubs, and he married her up here a month or two before. He was collecting cash on the side while she slept with some of the guys on site," explained my co-worker.<br /><br />Hookers masquerade as different things out here, and none of their cover stories surprise me any more. Making money on the side with your new stripper wife, or girl from back home are just a few of the ways women and men make money off the books and on site.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-61263623755244932732011-11-02T11:54:00.000-07:002015-08-13T11:16:01.255-07:00Michelle Meet Michelle"When I was up here a little while back I was hanging out with these two different girls-luckily they were both named Michelle," said my well over 20-something supervisor. "One was a gal I knew from a sales girl out here, and the other was waitress at this bar I went to."<br /><br />"Well thats good, you could never mix up their names then," I said still realizing this man was married and probably had another girlfriend in a different state bringing his total to at least four romantic partners. <br /><br />"Yea that was great at first," continued the supervisor, "but one day Michelle was suppose to come out and meet me in the afternoon and was late-and the other Michelle was going to come out and meet me in the evening for a late night."<br /><br />"Oh no," I said knowing where this story was going.<br /><br />"Michelle one was just leaving the trailer as Michelle two was showing up and walking in, so I said 'Michelle meet Michelle'."<br /><br />"I know there's not a lot of women out here-but why didn't you try to play it off like she was consultant or a sales rep?" I asked.<br /><br />"Well you need to see how my girls dress," said the supervisor,"but after the first Michelle left she texted me from the car to say "Damnit [supervisor's name] she's gorgeous!"<br /><br />I'm not sure if either relationship continued after this, but each girl had the benefit most women do not-knowing full well their partner was not exclusive and exactly what their competition looked like.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-24312101176052905242011-10-31T11:16:00.000-07:002015-08-13T11:47:54.491-07:00Two Families, Two CountriesWomen have written books and made millions telling the story of their cheating husband that had two families in two different places. I never thought they were lying, but I didn't think I would ever meet someone with a similar experience.<br /><br />"I was working off shore for a long time with this one dude, he had a wife and a few kids in the US. We worked off shore close to Thailand, I think, and he met some chick there and married her. She ended up having his kid too, but his plan when his contract was over was to pick up and go back to the United States and forget about her," said one of my co-workers.<br /><br />"That's a dick move," I said fully knowing this was not an uncommon story.<br /><br />"Yea it is. So we were leaving the rig for the last time and stepped off the helicopter pad. Standing at the gate was his US wife and kids there to "surprise" him, and not fifteen feet away was his Thailand wife and kid," he said. "This dude could not believe it-as soon as he saw them-he begged the supervisor to let him get back on the helicopter and go back off shore."<br /><br />"Did he let him leave?" I asked.<br /><br />"Hell no, he slapped him on the shoulder and told him he was on his own and he was going to have to deal with it at some point," continued my co-worker.<br /><br />I found out later his US wife got a divorced and took him to the cleaners, and he deserved it. Her monthly alimony check was five-figures not counting child support.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-67909206894746639912011-10-29T06:43:00.000-07:002011-10-29T06:57:47.379-07:00The Only Thing an Old Woman Can Do Is Find a Younger OneOne day after all my work was done, I sat down with the head of the site. He was an older man from the south, new to the site but not to the field. Being polite I asked him about his home, and who he left behind-if he missed his wife or girlfriend, his kids or his pets. Most of the guys I work with are anything but coy, but I was still taken aback by his answer.<br /><br />"Hell no I don't miss my wife!" he said laughing, "I married her because I knocked her up at 15 and her daddy made me marry her. I was actually dating her sister in college at the time, but her daddy showed up and said she was pregnant and I was the one that did it!"<br /><br />"You stayed married all these years?" I asked.<br /><br />"Yea but she knew I had other women. I always told her when I was coming home and gave her a few days notice. She stayed with me for the money and I didn't want her to take half of everything-but I finally gave her joint control of the bank accounts she took all my cash. So now we are getting a divorce."<br /><br />"I'm sorry to hear that," I said.<br /><br />"Don't be! She's old now! I'll get my money back and besides-the only thing an old women can do is bring me a younger one."<br /><br />Obviously this was not the story from a 20-something, but the women he dated were. He proceeded to show me pictures of the young beautiful women he dated on the side. I knew it was only because of his wealth, and he probably did too.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-34125182743459246842011-10-23T19:42:00.000-07:002011-10-23T19:55:54.606-07:00Stepping Out of the Shower"I do have a pretty big cock," said one of my co-workers. In the context of the conversation-where they continually asked me how large my boyfriends' (past and present) genitals were-it was not entirely out of no where.<br /><br />"This one time I stepped out of the shower and 'D had these two girls over, one was starring at it and was 'oooooh' so I grabbed it and wiggled it around in a circle to tempt her," continued my 20-something co-worker. <br /><br />"She kept starring at me so I was like 'Yea you like that!'"<br /><br />Why he did this was not as curious as to why there were girls hanging out near the men's bunkhouse near the shower. I know better than to go near there, but most girls do not. My other co-workers applauded this action. Many stated they remembered the incident and offered their encouragement. <br /><br />Sadly this co-worker had just gotten married. He also has a very young daughter. <br /><br />I am a person that believes in karma of sorts. Gene Simmons has a beautiful young daughter after bedding more women than he can count. Steve Tyler had three or four daughters. One is a model, another one of the most beautiful and talented actresses in Hollywood, and his youngest is a talented singer who may take after her father. I know one day my coworkers will face challenges with their daughters-this is repayment for their behavior when they are away from home.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-6723757673361133782011-09-26T21:41:00.001-07:002011-09-26T21:49:16.666-07:00She Wants to "Hang Out""This is one of 'D's friends," said a co-worker to a group of co-workers as he showed us a picture of a naked girls behind,"she wants to you know, come out here and hang out."<br /><br />"Is she his girlfriend?" I asked. It wasn't that I was naive, I just knew a few stories of guys tricking out their recent former stripper wives or girlfriends to other guys on site.<br /><br />"Naw she just wants to get a ticket out here and then hang out with us," he said winking. <br /><br />This is an all too common story in the gas and oil field. A guy brings a girl from home to the site and then has her sleep with a few of the other guys or "hang out" while he collects cash on the side. Sometimes a site manager will put his foot and not allow women on site, but a few weeks or months later the cycle starts over with new girls.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-74256374828971488142011-09-19T18:09:00.000-07:002011-09-19T18:26:28.374-07:00Texts From Somewhere Else"I think you should text your wife instead of all these other crazy chicks all the time," I said to one of my 20-something co-workers, notorious for stepping out on his wife with "crazy bitches" (his words).<br /><br />"I used to but I don't any more," he replied. "When we first got our phones we texted all the time. But then after a few a months we didn't text any more so I have to get my texts from somewhere else."<br /><br />Appalled that this was not only literal but figurative, I could do nothing but stare at him in disbelief. He really did feel the need to constantly text (and probably sext) other girls because he wife was most likely busy with their three kids at home. This particular 20-something co-worker also worked nights and usually was texting this girls at three or four in the morning.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-76667094314080135182011-09-16T18:11:00.000-07:002011-09-26T21:51:53.122-07:00How My Co-Worker Met His Kid's MotherOne of my co-workers has a habit of hooking up with "crazy psycho b*tches," his words. Without hesitation, he says his wife of eight years and mother of his three children is definitely one of them. <br /><br />"Well I was eighteen when I married her," he said," I told her if she married me she would never have to work a day of her life ever again."<br /><br />"That was nice of you-where did you work when you married her?" I asked.<br /><br />"She was a cashier at a grocery store and I was a bagger. See her husband was just deployed to Iraq-I guess she was lonely. She was six months pregnant with my kid when he got back and they got divorced." he answered.<br /><br />I almost couldn't believe this story, but later confirmed with other people that it was indeed true. I would like to say their story had a somewhat happy ending, but it doesn't. Although they are still married with three kids, my co-worker still cheats on his wife or attempts to. <br /><br />Asking a married cashier to get divorced and married someone else, while her husband is deployed, getting her pregnant prior to her divorce being processed is how my co-worker met his kid's mother and wife-for now.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-3282513928485147352011-08-03T09:15:00.001-07:002011-08-03T09:44:31.918-07:00The Girl That Sends Naked Pictures, AgainLiving in a small town with only a few bars and very few people means guys will most likely hook with the same girl from time to time. Although I meet a fraction of these women, I tend to know them by what they let guys do to them, what they do themselves, and other peculiar habits.<br /><br />"That was the night Andy hooked up with the girl who works at the gas station and had a thing with the old engineer, Jason" said one of co-workers. "She just walked in to the bar was like 'Oh hey!' and right away she started making out with him!"<br /><br />"Wait the same girl that was sending naked pictures to Jason after only knowing him for a few days?" I exclaimed.<br /><br />"Oh yea, the little girl-she probably did porn of some kind. She was all over him that night, and he didn't care because the fat girl was all over him again," replied my co-worker.<br /><br />Not everyone is looking for a life-long partner when they go out to meet some one at the bar. However, this particular female has a track record of hooking up with men quickly and sending naked pictures of herself to men she barely knows. As for the two of my 20-something co-workers that hooked up with her, I hope they get blood tests.<br /><br />On a side note-the co-worker that received the nude pictures of the young women was more than happy to show me and anyone that wanted a look.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-12782642678312613902011-07-29T12:35:00.000-07:002011-07-29T12:49:24.025-07:00Your favorite food, week after weekMost of the men I work with have traveled extensively, some all over the world. One of my co-workers worked and lived in Venezuela for almost three years right after getting married. However, his wife did not accompany him on his journey so he had plenty of time to indulge in one of his favorite past times.<br /><br />"There was a time when I was doing it with three women a day," said one of my co-workers who at the time was a 20-something. <br /><br />"Three women at the same time?" I asked.<br /><br />"No, just throughout the day," he explained. "It would start off innocently enough. I would do the women who slept over from the night before in the morning. Then around lunch time I would go out and lay on the beach and find some one there. At night you would go out to the bar and meet some one else-and the whole thing started over again."<br /><br />"And none of them were prostitutes?" another 20-something co-worker asked skeptically.<br /><br />"Well, its different there. Here women like you and say 'lets make-out' there it is 'I like you lets have sex.'" continued my co-worker. "I got so sick of it. I could look at a gorgeous woman on the beach and just not feel a thing-it was like eating your favorite food all the time and then not being able to eat it ever again. Of course, a week later I would be ready to go again."<br /><br />My co-worker told me his wife knows he cheated on her, but she doesn't understand the extent. Since they have reconciled and have been married for almost 18 years. Unfortunately this co-worker's marriage seems to be in turmoil frequently-and I do not question the reasons why.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-52206554875569443692011-07-05T01:42:00.000-07:002011-07-05T02:37:22.386-07:00Repeated offense"He told me he only hooked up with that fat annoying girl like twice," I said to a co-worker referencing a different co-worker. <br /><br />"He has hooked up with her at least half a dozen times," replied my co-worked. "We were at the store the other day and asked where he had been-he made up some stupid bull $hit story and we knew where he was."<br /><br />"He was with the fat girl?" I asked.<br /><br />"Yea he was! So I asked him, 'Why do you keep banging her?' and he tells me, 'Dude she let me put it in her ass!'"<br /><br />At this point I bolted for the door and almost threw up. Upon returning I told my co-worker to continue.<br /><br />"He said 'He just wanted to see what the boundaries were with her'-apparently there are none."<br /><br />Repulsed by the conversation I didn't want to ask any more questions. Although the young women is fat-she is also annoying and not the nicest person to be around according to the other co-workers that have spent time around her. I am sorry to say this is what happens when men are left unsupervised and get bored.<br /><br />As for the women who has allowed this happen-it takes two tango and she should have more respect for herself.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-32461499498447473282011-06-10T22:38:00.000-07:002011-06-10T22:48:19.658-07:0010 Pound Bag of $hit in a 5 Pound Bag"I haven't hung here much, after I hooked up with this one chick, its been sort of embarassing," said one of my male coworkers.<br /><br />"Why, was she old?" I asked, as many older women sixty five plus, attempt to seduce men almost fifty years their junior at this particular bar.<br /><br />"No she wasn't really old...." he said.<br /><br />"She was fat?" I asked.<br /><br />"That is an understatement. She was three of us combined, about four hundred pounds."<br /><br />Although this co-worker is not the thinnest man in the world, he could not possibly have weighed more than 190 pounds. Being able to hook up with a women of that size is quite a feat for a man of his weight.<br /><br />"I'll let some one else to you the story," he said, clearly mournful of his actions.<br /><br />Although I berated him, he still would not tell me how a why a decent looking guy hooked up with a 10 pound bag of shit in a five pound bag (as another co-worker described this particular women).Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-71931012708627970322011-03-21T16:30:00.000-07:002011-03-21T17:03:55.658-07:00Sex In the Fitting RoomsIn the mid-west we have a super grocer known as Meijer. Visitors usually compare Meijer to Walmart, they both sell clothing, food, housewares, ikea-style furniture, liquor and just about anything under the sun. However, Meijer is owned by the farmers of the mid-west which makes it more of a local favorite. Usually in the middle of the store, there are fitting rooms which allow people to try on the cheap clothes.<br /><br />"Two friends of mine, used to have sex in the fitting rooms at Meijer," one of my 20-something co-workers stated, "They would make a game of it. They really enjoyed doing it, kind of like a joke."<br /><br />"Well what would they do when they got caught?" I asked.<br /><br />"I guess the only thing you can do, zip up and leave laughing. They did it a lot, and usually until they got caught," he answered.<br /><br />"Did they at least do it at night when there were fewer people and no kids around?" I asked.<br /><br />"Yea probably, they were old enough. They were not teenagers either." He said.<br /><br />I should mention Meijer is an open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week establishment. Having been there many times at midnight or later, it does not surprise me that a couple could get away with having sex in the fitting rooms during the late evening early morning hours. With reduced staff and limited video surveillance in the fitting rooms, I can see why fitting rooms may be a tempting place to get it on. What strikes me as odd, was the couple was in their 20s and most likely had apartments or homes of their own to be doing that sort of thing.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-11028363227578734542011-03-13T09:13:00.000-07:002011-03-21T16:30:44.534-07:00Party-Time!This past weekend I visited my sister. Since she is still in college, we did the customary visiting college tradition and attended a party. I met many people but one 20-something male's introductory story stuck out to me.<br /><br />"So tell my sister about when you had sex behind the vending machines at the union!" said my sister to a guy that was talking to us.<br /><br />"Ok so I was at the student union and this group of girls came up to me. They were drunk and this one girl was like 'Hey come on.' I do not think she planned on it getting that far, we were like making out and stuff and one thing lead to another, and yea," he said laughing.<br /><br />"Wow!" I said, "How did you get behind some vending machines? They are usually pretty close to the wall," I asked.<br /><br />"Well yea, they are. But when we got back there, a few of them were angled so there was room. We did it standing up, there was not room to like lay down or anything," He answered.<br /><br />I will probably never see this kid again, nor do I remember his name. However, this was my first impression of him. An individual only gets one shot at a first impression, so should I ever meet him again he will always be the kid who sex behind the vending machines at the student union. <br /><br />I realize there is a post on this blog very similar to this from one of my 20-something male co-workers of the past. I mentioned the incidence with my co-worker to the kid. He laughed, and said he knew other people with similar stories. Since I have never seen a comment on this blog, maybe some one could post a comment about participating or knew of some one participating in an incident like these. You can do it anonymously or use a fake name and email-and you do not have to be specific. Essentially I am just looking for numbers for here.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5484926791912046574.post-30948500249097613612011-03-07T22:03:00.000-08:002011-03-13T09:00:44.527-07:00Used Undergarments"Dude [generic male name] is such a messed up f*ck," said a 20-something male friend of mine over drinks. "You know how his girlfriend had a boob job?"<br /><br />"Yea I remember," I answered. I generally do not approve of breast enhancement surgery, and in a way, the surgery came back to bite her. "She is still paying it off and doesn't have such a great job, so I know the payments have been difficult on her."<br /><br />"Yea they have been. She asked him to pay some of the payments at one point, but I don't know if I believe that. Anyway, I guess she gave him some of her old bras, the small ones. She went from like an A or B cup to a D cup and she gave him the old ones. One day when I was hanging out with the weirdo he was like 'Hey do want some of her old bras? She gave me the old ones after she had her boob job.'" <br /><br />"You have got to be kidding me, he wanted to give you his girlfriends old bras?" I exclaimed.<br /><br />"I didn't, don't worried. But that just goes to show how nuts he can be sometimes. I don't even know if he was drunk."<br /><br />"Were they still together or had they broken up?" I asked.<br /><br />"Nope, they were definitely still together." He answered. <br /><br />Every once and while you hear about celebrity underwear going up for sale on the internet. Sometimes they claim the money is going to charity, but usually it is for attention. I would like to think the person that got ahold of the celebrity undergarments is either the celebrity, a manager or advisor with permission to do so, or a stalker. Any of these sound better than a significant other giving away what might be a kinky romantic gift for no real reason. Maybe this is a betrayal of trust, but mostly it just plain weird. Not that giving away used braziers is not odd, but to have your serious boyfriend want to give it away to a friend is wrong on so many levels. The suggestion was not even made out of spite after a break up, which makes the whole situation even more bizarre.Kayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03896302881450830608noreply@blogger.com0