Friday, June 10, 2011

10 Pound Bag of $hit in a 5 Pound Bag

"I haven't hung here much, after I hooked up with this one chick, its been sort of embarassing," said one of my male coworkers.

"Why, was she old?" I asked, as many older women sixty five plus, attempt to seduce men almost fifty years their junior at this particular bar.

"No she wasn't really old...." he said.

"She was fat?" I asked.

"That is an understatement. She was three of us combined, about four hundred pounds."

Although this co-worker is not the thinnest man in the world, he could not possibly have weighed more than 190 pounds. Being able to hook up with a women of that size is quite a feat for a man of his weight.

"I'll let some one else to you the story," he said, clearly mournful of his actions.

Although I berated him, he still would not tell me how a why a decent looking guy hooked up with a 10 pound bag of shit in a five pound bag (as another co-worker described this particular women).